Webcams, or, Italian Class

Blog No. 36: Webcams, or Italian Class

I usually write when my day is done, but I have some time, especially since there was no Italian today... XD

Link is giving Piper a back massage, and Taka is prolly stumbling online. King left me his computer so that it can be on while it downloads more homoerotic porn, or some anime thing... I have to stay here in the cafe to wait until biology at 6.

Currently listening the parody song "I Kissed Your Mom" for some reason.

Piper brought Lomo for me today, the teddy bear. If you don't know the story, we have joint custody of the teddy bear and we are supposed to add something to it before we pass it along. It's kinda like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but better.

Anyways, Piper whipped out her awesome webcam today and we tried to get it to work on MSN Messenger with Taka's computer. Unfortunately that did not work for some unknown reason. So we ended up just taking a bunch of pictures with it, most of them of me and Taka:

OH DANG.

Two places... AT ONCE???

Cue dramatic anime music sequence

What-to-Prepare-for-When-Zombies-Take-Over-the-World To Do List:

1. Find a weapons store to hijack. Knives and such DO NOT work. The biggest gun isn't always the best. Remember to get the ammo, even if it does cost too much.
2. Avoid large places, like a Super WalMart, because zombies will have the upper hand.
3. Train a puppy. It will be the only one you have left that isn't a zombie. Plus, it will grow to a carniverous beast that will also ward off zombie attacks. Lap dogs will be useless in the new world.
4. Stock up on moist towlettes and duct tape. The towlettes for the mass quantities of blood that will explode on your person. Duct tape for various reasons, (you wouldn't think of it, but zombies are such whiners, so it'll be good to put a strip of duct tape over their mouths).
5. Have some salt handy. Generic food will be poisonous. Zombie skin, though very tough, will be a good source of protein, potassium, and vitamin B12.
6. Find a rooftop that is liveable on. Zombies never look up, and they are afraid of heights.
7. Portable DVD player and the Gilmore Girls seasons 1-7. It will be boring to only talk to your dog, and the Gilmore Girls never get old. Plus, you'll have the time to look up all the references they make in a single episode.
8. A giant hamster wheel, to act as a manual means of a power source. The popular pet for zombies are the rabid, man-sized hamster, so you don't have to make one.
9. Full body condoms. Trust me. You will be tempted.
10. A giant mirror. You wouldn't think of this either, but zombies are either really curious or really narcisstic. Either way, it'll be a good distraction for when multiple zombies converge.
11. Travel brocures/maps. You can't stay in one place for long, the zombies will get suspicious of your actions. Plus, once all the humans are gone, it'll be good to see the world without any annoying tourists about.
    

That knocked out a good hour or so...

Have fun!