Fork and Knife, lol Spoon

Blog No. 57: Pom-eh-gran-(eh)t~Go To The Bathroom!

The title is a chorus of a song and is a culmination of the brilliant minds of Thim Chao and I. XD

BTW, congratulations to Taka for the new last name! :D

I find that I am cruel in card games.

Its a weird character flaw to notice, but there it is. Whilst playing Scum with Rachel, Link, Parker, and Piper, I would always get insulted. WHY? Because I always play the card that skips Piper. I noticed this too when I learned the game yesterday before Concert Band.

Scum is almost a combination of BS and Uno, only you get rid of cards in order from lowest to highest possible on the cards played, 3 being the lowest, singles to doubles and so on depending on the amount of cards in play. The skip cards are the cards that match the card just played. It gets addicting after awhile. XD

And it's not just this new game either. I slam too hard when it comes to Egyptian War. I tend to punch people in the arm when they say "hit me" in Black Jack. I almost jumped across the table in a game of Spoons. I would kill all the salmon in the river in Texas Hold'em, if any existed. :P

Now class what did we learn today? Don't let me play card games.

If-Trees-Could-Fly-What-Would-I-Do To Do List:

1. Prove it by running Mythbuster-esque tests:
   1. Test 1: Is it an act of antigravity or an act of thrust, like how airplanes fly?
   2. Test 2: Is there magnetivity in the leaves reacting with metals in the atmosphere?
   3. Test 3: Dissect and explore. Is there wings or a hollow rib cage involved?
   4. Test 4: Look for wires or a lifting device that would be a possible explanation.
2. Meanwhile, search Wikipedia. If it makes note of change, report to Wikipedia and ask for a [citation needed] link.
3. If "confirmed" and if citations check out, admit defeat.
4. Observe the pigs, as they are possible candidates of breakthrough flight.
5. Change my saying "If birds were trees, they wouldn't be able to fly anymore." It would no longer make sense as a motivational line.
6. Raise funds for genetically altered human flight.

A take on Roshambo: Ro-sham-GOD. Automatic win everytime. :D