Ho Bisogno Di Un Pimp Bastone

Blog No. 55: Ho Bisogno Di Un Pimp Bastone

Formally and amateurishly translated as: I need a pimp cane.

I don't need a pimp cane, but that was the fun we had in Italian today. That and the whole so many gay WAAAH wave we did in class. We're such slackers. :D

Anyways, I've got a fortune cookie saying "your luck will soon be at a high point" which implies that it has been at a low point and will continue to slope downward after its high point. It also implies, to me, that it doesn't give an exact impression of how high that high point will be. This is a very undesirable and very depressing fortune cookie.

And if anyone knows me, or read my Myspace page, they know that I would sometimes say that "bad luck is on my speed dial" which implies that, both, I'm always followed by this omnipresent dark cloud and the only person that I actually put on my speed dial other than family, (Codenamed the Blonde), feels as omnipresent as that dark cloud.

Combining the depressing fortune cookie and the omnipresent dark cloud, I get that the high point is significant enough that I would somewhat notice it in my day, but I would get that immediate feeling of this is as good as it gets. At least that's how I analyze the situation...

Jambalaya...

What-To-Do-To-Reverse-This-Depression To Do List:

1. Enjoy the season finale of Leverage.
2. Maybe do Chemistry homework.
3. Find a major.
4. Make up a reason to convince the US Government to fund a 60 year project to build a giant sculpture on the moon in the shape of the face of Zac Efron, then build a giant laser and force field to blast the moon to pieces while protecting the Earth from the debris.
5. Paint my toe nails blue.

Radical!