Thursday, May 7, 2009

Wicked and Cheesecake

Blog No. 125: David's Grand Choir Trip Adventure


"For the first time in my life, I feel... WICKED!" --Elphaba making out with Fiyero in the woods. XP

The day started out like normal, in frustration. You'd think I'd wake up in a pleasing mood at least one time. It did not help that I had to report at ARC to catch the charter bus that would inevitably take me back to the high school right down the street of where I live to perform...

Honestly, I think Dr. Hughes likes to torture his students... XP

We all arrived by bus to Natomas High School, where both choirs sung each set for those high schoolers. The Chamber Singers sung their set first, and already I could tell this concert was going to be a flub because the audience itself was chatting away during the songs. I figured that if they didn't care about us, then why should we care how we sound to people who won't respect the performers on stage, which made me not nervous. I guess it paid off not to care, seeing as the stage there had no grand piano or risers for the singers... Heidi's hands were not meant to perform on keyboards! DX

Then we took the long bus ride to the bay area. First we arrived at the Mission Dolores, or, the oldest building in San Francisco.



Dr. Hughes showed us how the acoustics of a room affect the tonality of the choir. Seeing as the inside of the church was huge and stony, the sound bounced off the walls more easily, making our singing that much more resonant. It was a pretty neat experience. The Chamber Singers sung their Italian sex song in the smaller church nearby, and during that time they apparently messed up a bunch of times. 

We also went to the San Francisco Conservatory of Music, where Ray Zhou goes to school now.



That's him! XP

We first went to the theatre there, where we got an idea what that college offers and how it came to be and whatnot. The theatre itself was meant to have a wall between the stage and audience, where the audience would've been the ballroom and the stage would've been something else. Apparently that old wall had supported the building, but the school still forced the architects to work that out. The floors above the theatre are apparently hanging, which prevents sound from travelling in and out of the rooms...

Ray performed an awesome guitar piece, again, for us. I guess he doesn't mind playing for us a whole bunch. He always has an audience with the Choir. XP

Then it was tour time!

Ray Zhou, that super awesome guitarist, was out tour guide for the school. The Conservatory was about 8 or so stories high with a couple of theatre spaces, loads of practice rooms, artwork, lounging areas, and a musical library.



This was at the library on the top floor of the school.

Then we had our free time in the big city. Our Choir group decided to split up to go different places. It was funny because the further the Choirs walked down Market street, the more the group broke off. I was with the first group as I traveled with Taka and some of the Chamber singers, including Piper, JT, Dictator Roze and Sergeant Pepper, among others.

We walked about 15 blocks, 10 of which was spent getting lost due to Zack's brilliant tour guide skills, to the Cheesecake Factory on the top floor of Macy's.



San Francisco is weird. It feels like the city gets cleaner the higher off the ground you get...

The Cheesecake Factory was amazing! I had a fettucine chicken pasta dish that was very delicious, which made me not regret staying behind with King, Difuentez, and Parkarr at a Burger King. XD

The downside of the Cheesecake Factory was that we spent all of our free time there. So when we all finished, we walked back toward the theatre...



But not without having a little fun along the way! XP

There were some photo oportunity moments that, if I had my actual camera, I would've taken. I was walking behind the group with JT and an alto I'll call Poncho, mainly because she always wears a red knit poncho to the choir concerts. She was telling us how she apparently dodged death a couple of times, including slipping off of limestone during a wall climb. I've got to hand it to her, she's a tough cookie! A red sugar cookie! XP

Then we sped to our seats in the Orpheum Theater.



I got balcony seating, which made sense because I had not paid my fees yet... But I still saw a bunch so I was fine with it!

Anyways, here's a review:

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Musical Review: Wicked

The story is about the tale of Wizard of Oz, but told in the perspective of the two witches. It basically explores mainly how Elphaba came to be who she was, just like in The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. However, to die-hard book fans, it does not match up with the story structure of the book it's based off of. From here on in, I have to warn you about spoilers, so skip to the score if you don't want to read it!

Elphaba was always singled out for being a little different. While attending Shiz University with her sister, Nessa, she found a teacher she could connect with, who was part goat. He told her how Oz was apparently going through a change that would make the animals of the world no longer able to have free will. 

Along the way, Elphaba ends up being forced to get along with the preppy popular girl, Galinda, with whom they share a mutual relationship of loathing. That was all taken away when Galinda made an unintended kind gesture of giving Elphaba the "witch hat" and invited her to the ball. Galinda did not realize that Elphaba had talked with the professor in sorcery to have Galinda attend lessons as well, which was what she wanted. When Elphaba arrived at the ball, Galinda felt guilty when everyone else had mocked Elphaba, so Galinda joins her in her fairly unique dance that ended up being the hit of the party.

The rest of the story you'll have to see because it gets a little more involved with its twists and climaxes, but it is indeed worth it! It really shows how history can really be knawed away just by looking at it only one way. 

The actors played into their parts extremely well. The person portraying Galinda really was the over-the-top popular girl, just as the person portraying Elphaba 

The musical itself was pulled off very well. It has a very comprehensive stage set up to accomodate the ver foreign storyline. There was one moment in particular, during the end of the first act, where I have to give major kudo points to the stage directors. I'm talking of course about the scene where Elphaba is actually "defying gravity." It really showed off Elphaba's amazing power and feelings with the use of lifts and angled lights. It really pulled off the end of the first act, making me sit down at the edge of my seat for more.

The storyline really sewn up how all of the things in the Wizard of Oz connects. However, some people might say, "Well it doesn't explain everything, like why the witch melts, or how'd Dorothy interacted with the Scarecrow, Tinman, and Lion!" 

To that I say, "If you'd think about the previous dialogue up to the Elphaba's death, you'd see how those comments explain that a story/history can lie if you only look at it one way" (There's a reason I highlighted that statement in green). I mean come on! Fiyero saw through the green skin to see his love for Elphaba. If you'd look behind the bubble of the Wizard of Oz story, you'd see that that story is what's interpreted for the Ozians to explain why the Wizard left and to end the tyranny that was caused because of him, as well as glorifying the "heroes" who in actuality never crossed paths. History is the story told only in the perspective of the winners, which is why we have the association of heroes and villains.

Some Other Cons: I also wondered what the reason was for the giant dragon on top of the stage. It occasionally moves and lights up during some action moments, but that was it really. There isn't a dragon in the Wizard of Oz, nor did it tie in with the story of Wicked, so I couldn't help but spend some time questioning why...

Overall, Wicked is a successful and entertaining reinterpretation of the Wizard of Oz for a reason. If you thought you knew Oz, you haven't seen anything yet! XP

4.75 Out of 5 Thumbs Up--->An AWESOME experience if you are familiar with the Wiz. XP

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After the show, we hopped back on to the buses and headed home. The inside of the bus was lit up in dim, lime green lights, which was very festive for the night's events. XP

Then, when we arrived back at ARC, JT took me home. XD

Pikachu, Use Recover!

Blog No. 124: The Santa Cruz "Hangover"


There is nothing much to talk about. For the next few days I'll be in recovery from lack of sleep, which will only get worse, considering the schedule for the next two weeks...

I will sleep soon I promise! XP

My Main Worry: Passing the dreaded Chemistry test 7 hours I get home from Wicked.
Consequence: Taking Chemistry again over summer, or, another year at ARC, depending on how flexible the transfer transition to UC Santa Cruz works.

Wish me luck! :D


Monday, May 4, 2009

The Cake is a Lie

Blog No. 123: Santa Cruz Day THREE


Piper and I woke up to a game of Portal for Xbox. It was very interesting, it reminded me of that movie series, Cube, only not as creepy. That's where the line "The cake is a lie" comes from. We played it through the second to last chamber, where we gave up and started from the beginning again with the game programmer voice over commentary. XP

Then, after we got ready and after Terry cooked us some bacon strips, we headed downtown, all packed to go home. 

I had to hit the Lulu Carpenter's coffee shop because I desperately needed caffeine. I got an almond cappuccino, which was not half bad at all. :P

Then, Terry, Kaylah, Piper, and I re-hit the Erik's Cafe, where I bought the same sandwich and a side of that amazing tomato bisk soup. Piper also ended up taking a quart of that soup to go. Erik's Cafe has now become my frequent eating place in Santa Cruz, which is good because I needed one. XP

Then we quickly went souvenir shopping, again, only I had some goals in mind. I already had gotten gifts for Dustin, Phillip, and Lennox, but I needed to get some more, including a Mother's Day gift for mom. We went to Kaylah's favorite store, the large one with wall to wall cooking supplies. It was at that store where I bought Taka's gift, (Sorry Taka, not telling! XP), as well as a smaller version of Taka's gift for myself, each with its own unique design. It was also where Piper got her collapsable chopsticks. Piper has really been searching to the ends of the earth for those, apparently. XP

So in the end, I did get a Mother's Day gift. But I did not get a souvenir for Parkarr, KT, or Susan Surrandon, which was sad. I was really holding out until I found something perfect for everyone, but time got in the way of everyting. I just got a gift for Taka, Fishie, and myself. XD

I got really frustrated at the Amtrak people. I read Kaylah's bus schedule and it said "3:10" that the highway 17 bus would arrive. Well it did, but it didn't take any passengers (DX). Not only that, but I also asked the bus driver when the next one is expected to arrive, and he said "3:45" but he wasn't sure. So I called the 1-800 Amtrak number and asked the same question. I got "4:35". TWICE. Which meant that trying to catch an earlier bus to take an earlier train was never meant to be. Instead of trying to go home at 8 PM, we ended up home at 9 PM. I blamed Amtrak for world hunger, which was quite interesting. XP

Who ended up being right? The bus driver. Not the two receptionist ladies I called, but the unsure bus driver who didn't take us to the earlier train...

I still blame Amtrak for world hunger...

The cake is a lie...

During the bus ride back, we played Anberlin, Death Cab, and Twilight songs on my speakers. Then on the train, I watched most of the Fruits Basket and Piper took some more nature photos. And my mom drove Piper and I home.

During the trip home, Piper said, "Wow, I did not realize how much Kaylah and I are alike!"

I told her, "Duh! I only hang out with the crazy, zany people in my life! XD"

To which Piper replied, "Thanks by the way, for letting me go with you."

To which I replied, "Well I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. It's been a pleasure having you along."

[Insert a heartfelt sigh here. :P]

Of course I remember this moment. It was Piper's use of the words "letting me" that got me thinking. I took this as a mirrored image of a similar moment with Kaylah, where I realized that there was absolutely no way I could escape from the clutches of the Blonde any longer, (as if I ever tried in the first place! XP). But it wasn't that I allowed Piper to go with me on the trip, I wanted her to take the trip with me. As she napped on my shoulder to the sounds of Paramore, I reflected back on this dialogue and realized, too, that there's a very strong connection here that's not going away anytime soon. XP

Like I've said, it's the small moments that matter! :D

Thus concludes The Santa Cruz Trip (w/Piper) ADVENTURE!

The Beach is THAT Way

Blog No. 122: Santa Cruz Day TWO

I walked Piper to the squiggle next to Porter College and the tennis courts. Piper took some really cool nature photos along the way, like the prancing deer, the statues, and the snap dragon path here.



We met up with Kaylah at the bus stop, where we took the bus to see her new living arrangements for next term. Inside, there is a good sized living room with a fireplace with a dining table near the sliding glass door. The living room leads to a very blue kitchen, where it's kinda closed off, but it has a little window connecting it to the dining area. Down the hall on the other side of the fireplace are Dan's, Beth's, and Kaylah/Terry's rooms. Dan's room has a wall dedicated to bookshelves, which I can see fitting Dan's personality. Beth has her little corner room, next to the bathroom, and across the way is the master bedroom with its own bathroom where Kaylah and Terry will live. Kaylah also showed us this view down the walkway from their place where you can see that you are on top of a cliff, overseeing Santa Cruz and the ocean. We could see the Boardwalk's Dropzone from her apartment! As far as first apartments go, this one is pretty awesome! I'm excited for you guys!

Terry took us to downtown to eat at Erik's Cafe and Deli, which is an awesome sandwich/soup place. They serve soda in mason jars, apparently, which was that much more awesome! Piper and Terry had this amazing tomato bisk soup and sandwiches of which I don't recall... I had what's called an Abbot's Habbit sandwich, which was just amazing! It might just rank up there with the Rabbiman sandwich. XP

Then we went to this quaint little chocolate shop in the middle of Santa Cruz... About 16 blocks up the hill, away from downtown... But still, they had chocolate cell phones, chocolate tool kits, chocolate turtles stuffed with mini chocolate turtles, and so on!

By bus: Chocolate shop--->Downtown

We walked to the beach, which was down the road from the Metro Center. I believe this was the high point of our trip, partly because it was the major reason Piper came in the first place. XP 

Piper and I walked to the water, barefoot and with rolled up pants. She walked to the water, while I just stood on the edge. I mainly complained on how cold the water was, which was cold, it was on the cold side of frostbite and on the warm side of an annoying, numbing sensation. We walked up and down the water's edge and found small shells. Piper took some random pictures of the beach and some silly pictures of me posing by the water. I indeed pulled off the Dustin Catchphrase ("The beach is that way, and the waves are THIS big!" pointing to the bicep on "this").

Kaylah and Beth met up with us on the beach, so we decided to head over to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. Terry bought Kaylah a GIANT donut, which I don't really understand because she never eats solid food! (XP) I bought a churro, which is what I must always get at a theme park/carnival. Churros are truly an amazing fair time food. XD

Piper and I went to the Big Dipper roller coaster, which apparently is 60 years old this year... Interesting... Anyway, we got on and it first went through a tunnel. Piper really freaked because it was going fast and it was pitch black. Then it got out and starting climbing the first hill. The rest was super. Piper screamed her lungs out and I laughed meniacally. Kaylah ended up taking a video on Piper's awesome camera and she added her own little voice over commentary as the ride went up and down those arcs. As the ride ended, Kaylah pointed the camera to her face and yelled a "BYE!!!" which was just classic Blondie. Thanx! XDDD

Then we did the same thing on the Rock n' Roll ride, which was basically us going in a fast circle, then doing it backwards. While it went backwards, Piper and I did the Scooby-Doo wave. ~~~

The five of us then walked to the wharf, where at the very end there was an ice cream shop called Marini's. Sure it was a long walk, but it's worth it because they have a tasty selection of ice cream! 



Trust me, there's a worse picture than this, but it might be flagged as innappropriate. XP

I ended up getting a sundae, with 1 scoop triple chocolate ice cream and 1 scoop horchata ice cream. [Insert mouthgasm here. XDDD]

On the way back, we hit a souvenir shop, where Piper and I got some souvenirs for people. We also stopped halfway down the wharf for Piper to take awesome pictures and to look at the sea lions sleeping on the platforms along the side. They are really docile and lazy creatures if you ask me. XP

Then we watched Yes Man back at the dorm! (where I was unfortunately lulled into a deep, deep sleep...)

--->Continue on to Blog No. 123!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Piper's First Train Ride

Blog No. 121: Santa Cruz Day ONE

Indeed a very interesting day, today 5/1.

Before I even left Sacramento, I was dropped off at ARC to go to the train station with Piper and Difuentez, but they were only able to leave at 11 AM and I arrived on campus at 8 AM...

But apparently I had come early on the right day. Today, I guess in celebration of May Day, the art and tech department at ARC organized a school wide event for 1500 high school students, basically to attract prospective students to these departments. It was very interesting. I ate my breakfast in the cafeteria, where it was being turned into a fashion show. I also saw some computer programs, paintings, jewelry, welding, and drawings. The culinary department had a plethera of food out for display and for eating. Then there were various stages for chamber, jazz, and choir music.



Dictator Roze, the Bowler Hat Guy, and Sergeant Pepper. XD

The choir "stage" was basically the Chamber Singers regular rehearsal, where I watched Piper and Difuentez sing with the rest of those folk. Dictator Roze sang pretty well with her solo on the "For Good" piece. Taka came by during the rehearsal and we sat together in the back. A couple of attempted songs later, Piper, Difuentez, and I set out to the Amtrak station, but not before giving out a few "David Hugs" as BLAH calls it, although I would call them glomps. :P

Difuentez dropped Piper and I off at the Amtrak station, where we purchased our tickets and boarded our train. It was Piper's first time on a double decker type train. She apparently took a tourist train in the Grand Canyon that came with its own train robbers. This train is more like a cross between a charter bus and a... train. She freaked out a little when it first took off, but once she got her little snack at the dining car, she got over it. XP

Sacramento---> A couple of cities --->San Jose

Then we had to catch the bus from San Jose to Santa Cruz. That bus was more like a cross between the regular city RT buses a the charter bus. Piper was still freaking out, mainly because of the bus ride went over a hill road. We sat in the back, blasting Wicked and Anberlin music.

When the bus pulled into the Santa Cruz Metro Center, Terry called my phone. I looked out the bus window and told him I saw him on the sidewalk. He immediately turned around to see the bus, then took off and ran to the bus stop. That asian can be speedy when he wants to. XP

Terry took us to Palace, the arts store I always end up going to each time I visit Santa Cruz, where we met Beth, Dan, Corey, and the Blonde. Of course I ran up to her and hugged the life out of her, and of course we talked like we were picking up where we left off yesterday. XP

We went to the dorm, where Kaylah made this amazing stuffed lemon chicken and rice. I'm always glad to see Kaylah doing what she loves. XP

And yeah...

So here we are, ending our day on Saturday morning, watching Fruit Baskets. ( jack of the blog by Anji. Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!) XP

Granted this blog will be posted after this day, I'll still update you on each day. So be patient! XP

--->Continue on to Blog No. 122!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

El Molestoso

Blog No. 120: Choral Music and Latin Jazz


I started the morning with some drama. I won't go into it, because it's not my place to broadcast it to you. With that said, I am beginning to understand why I don't ordinarily arrive early on Tuesdays and Thursdays...

I ended up not going to Archery today in order to practice more for the Piano class I missed. Unfortunately, the piano lab was locked when I arrived, which meant that I skipped out on seeing JT for no reason... DX

When Choir rolled around, we had to touch base on whatever we needed to do before the Choir Trip next Tuesday. Basically, we're stopping at Natomas High School to perform, a church in San Francisco to perform, the San Francisco Conservatory to be tourists, the Wicked musical to enjoy ourselves, and back home. I'm really looking forward to the Wicked musical thingy and I will hopefully get some good pictures to post up here. What I'm dreading is that I won't be able to sleep between when we arrive back in Sacramento (12:30 AM) and the Chemistry test (7:30 AM). I need at least a "B" on this test in order to have a painless summer...

We also went over some older music we haven't looked at since before the Choir Festivus. I'm really starting to loathe singing Loch Lomond more and more. I can never get the key right, and when I worry about that my singing just snowballs from there. I hate that I still can't sing it yet... But other than that, the music is coming along nicely... ish...

After Choir, there was another Latin Jazz Ensemble concert right outside the ARC bookstore. If you don't believe me, here's a picture:



I'm surprised on how well the picture came out, seeing as it's from the mediocre camera on my cell phone.

This is the view from where I was sitting, enjoying the concert. They had a really good sound and a catchy groove. I think Picasso-Face, one of the tenor sax players, enjoyed the "Molestoso" song a little too much... I wouldn't blame him, because Taka and I enjoyed that song too. XP

There were a few people who stood up and danced in the circle. Taka and I wanted to also, but niether of us knew how to dance in that style. If we end up going to the Jazz showcase next thursday, we are most likely going to dance in the aisles. XP

Nothing else to reflect on really...

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My Answers:
What's your dream job? :D
I don't really have one. I just see myself going back and forth between a LOT of jobs. We'll see what happens... XP

What's your favorite video game? C:
Kingdom Hearts. ~duh! XP

My Question:
If you could Falcon Punch someone, who would it be and why?
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The Santa Cruz Trip (w/Piper) COUNTDOWN!
How many more days must I endure until I get to see the 1/2 Pint?
TOMORROW!!!
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We're almost there! I can FEEL IT! XD

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Technically Number 118

Blog Limbo: Blog War Stuff

This blog is just dedicated to answering Taka's Questions.

Nothing else.

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My Answers:
If you were an animal what would you be? o 3o
This one:

So CUTE! XP

If there was a zombie invasion, what would your ideal weapon be?
Asian Gardens. :P

Can-can, can you do Italicthe can can?
*trips and falls into the fountain*

ULTIMATEDDRTIEMZ!?!?!??!?!?!?
Loved how we did the 5 person DDR at the arcade! XP

What's your favorite song?
Hands down, no question: Black Horse and The Cherry Tree---KT Tunstall

Can I has a hug? :D
What do I get in return? LOL XP

My Question:
If your life was like a movie, what movie would it be?
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The Santa Cruz Trip (w/Piper) COUNTDOWN!
How many more days must I endure until I get to see the White Night?
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STILL 2 DAYS!
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... It's a take on the Dark Knight, only Kaylah is really really really white...

A Hard, Long, Deep Sigh

Blog No. 119: What's Wednesday Gotta Do With It?


A sigh of relief that today, Wednesday 4/29, is over. 

*sigh*

The white-haired broad screwed up my results during my Chemistry lab. 

I was supposed to carefully measure how much basic liquid I was dripping into the flask, turning the color of the liquid in the flask from orange to pink. Then a random white-haired lady walks in and comes straight to my lab bench, practically yelling out, "So what are we doing in HERE today?" She startled me and and made my arm twitch, which resulted in a couple of extra drops into the flask, turning the liquid from orange to completely purple

Then The Weissbart, adding insult to injury, walks over to greet the white-haired lady and points out that the solution was not supposed to turn purple. Then the white-haired broad said, "Oh, that's such a shame. You should really pay closer attention to how much NaOH solution gets poured in!" 

I could only strain the grin pulling apart my face, when really I was thinking I would so not talk if I were you/so help me I will pour this liquid on your head and dye your hair purple! But really, I just only politely nodded. Nodded and waved as I drained the purple fury down the sink...

Played Mario Kart and Kirby on Link's laptop. Failed at both of them...

Ended up not going to Piano...

Then I tried to call Kaylah, but she was busy and asked to call back later. I called back later, and she said that she needed to call back later. She called back while I was in Concert Band---

In Concert Band, we had to play ONE song over and over again for the different candidates up for the job position for Band Director and we were supposed to comment on how well each person did. I don't remember their names, I just remember the names I gave them, like Fran, George Lopez, Mrs. Bowerz, Dyne 2.0, and Clouse. I really don't want to play that Glouschter song anymore...

---Then after Concert Band, I called Kaylah and got her voicemail, then called again and got an answer. Basically, we talked about the plan for this weekend when Piper and I are down there in Santa Cruz (WOOT!). I just basically have to lead Piper to the dorm when we arrive, and take her to the beach the next day while Kaylah meets us there. Which is fine, I guess, only we won't see Kaylah some part of the night when we arrive and 2 hours on Saturday...

Again, a big sigh of relief that the day is over!

*another sigh*

Randomly saw Bianca and Darius at Panda...

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My Question:
How would you want to be proposed to?
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The Santa Cruz Trip (w/Piper) COUNTDOWN!
How many more days must I endure until I get to see Ivanna B. Asheff?
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2 DAYS!
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Inhale. Exhale.

Monday, April 27, 2009

The Wrath of Pigs

Blog No. 117: ZOMG Swine Flu


Be alert. Wash your hands. Stay away from Mexico. If you exhibit flu-ish, sore throat symptoms, PANIC!

You may wonder why the pigs have given us this pandemic. I've been researching and researching and I believe I found a somewhat suitable answer. 

The pigs have waged war with us.

Sure you have your ham sandwiches, your bacon, your sausages, your pigs feet, ecetera. You'd think that'd be good enough reason to wage war against the human race. 



The horror, served with a side of grapes (who commented that they are neutral in the Pig and Swinese War).

However, pig slaughter is only Joe Biden compared to the Barack Obama of all reasons.

The Mythbusters.


Pigs were once peaceful, carefree, dirt-loving mammals. Then the Mythbusters came along and brought terror and horror to the lives of these innocent pigs! The cruel things they do to those pig corpses, may they rest in peace, (even as their skin burn in pieces), would put the slaughter houses to shame! The Mythbusters have used pig analogs as replacement for human test subjects to get feasible results to myths that are potentially harmful to humans. They shot guns and cannonballs at them, let them decompose in a car, even used their stomachs to mix pop rocks and soda for a gasy explosion. They even dress up and humiliate the corpses of these poor, poor pigs! 

Here's the evidence (BE WARNED: This video is not for the kiddies, the faint of heart, or the pig armada threatening our lives):



Just awful...

I would wage war against humanity too if I knew this was going on to my people. XD

Anyways, nothing much happened today. Just partially slept in Chemistry. Met up with Susan Surrandon and Matt afterwards... Matt apparently had a puking session this morning... Ew... Then I went to Chem Lab, which was pretty much 2 hours of watching ice melt, freeze, melt, and freeze again. Literally. DX

Had a cheeseburger for lunch... Cow, NOT pig! XD

Piper brushed out my hair, which resulted in a hand-sized hairball off of my brush. Dustin put it in his shirt as chest hair, and Matt stuck it out of the crotch of his pants... Apparently my hair is very much like pubic hair. :P

Heidi, our Piano teacher, is a clean freak, which I guess is understandable seeing as she plays the piano 58-hours a day. She scared us about the swine flu, saying stuff like it apparently targets young adults... I gooped my hands with half the bottle of hand sanitizer as I left. XP

And I had to wait for my ride, so I walked to the tennis courts, where I sat with Dustin on the bleachers watching a 12 year old girl out play college kids at tennis. I still had on the random bracelet he made out of the string that would have tightened the bottom of the legs of his shorts. He made one for himself at lunch, then he made one with the other one and put it around my wrist. So basically, the bracelet I'm wearing came from inside Dustin's pants. :P

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My Question:
If you were responsible for an epidemic, what would be the symptoms of your disease?
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The Santa Cruz Trip (w/Piper) COUNTDOWN!
How many more days must I endure until I get to see the Prime Minister of Coffee?
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4 Days!
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Kaylah really hates Starbucks... With a passion... Which is why, whenever I have one, I must text her "Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned." XD

Speaking of which:

Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.
Forgive me Mother K, for I have sinned.

I've been a bad, bad boy... XD

The Viscosity of Tacos

Blog No. 116: And David's Computer Sucks


Chemistry homework sucks.

Couldn't really procrastinate because the computer was being slow.



I had tacos.

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My Question:
If you were a food, what food would you be?
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The Santa Cruz Trip (w/Piper) COUNTDOWN!
How many more days must I endure until I get to see my hand lotion dispenser?
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5 Days!
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Kaylah's hand lotions are very citrus-y! :P